January 2011
When someone that follows me reblogs a picture I...
OMG YES.
So Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal broke up
fuckyeahlaughters:
I can’t wait for the song.
Let’s see here:
Oh JAKE
What a MISTAKE
I should have known that you would TAKE
My heart and let it BREAK
Oh JAKE
You were such a SNAKE
Remember by the LAKE
When you didn’t get me a MILKSHAKE
JAKE
You were such a FAKE
You can’t even BAKE
CAKE
Oh JAKE
What a MISTAKE
Fuck you with a RAKE
I guess I couldn’t MAKE
You...
When you're in class and the teacher says "find a...
bornherway:
p3nisp0w3r-:
hyliancitizen:
you look at your friend like
and your friend looks at you like
fidhjgfksldkgldfd RILEY
LOLLLLLLLLLLL
They see me rollin', they hatin'
When someone is trying to mouth something to you...
thesetimesarecrazy:
pokerface-:
MY LIFE.
OMG with darraa. I honestly can’t read lips(x
20 ways to survive in a Horror movie. →
fuck-yeah-tumblrs-best-posts:
A quick run-down should you ever find yourself trapped in a horror movie and would prefer to live to tell the tale.
1. Don’t have sex.
Seriously
Abstinence is key.
2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day.
I don’t care how good he says his weed is
he is cuckoo bananas
and he wants you dead.
3. Don’t go to camp. Especially one where someone was...
That awkward moment when everyone talks about...
heyheyrichboy:
ahahh this is so true
MY AUNT WAS TALKING ABOUT VHILD OBESITY WHILE I WAS EATING ICE CREAM!
If you are what you eat, And I'm a human, does...
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